Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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