Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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