Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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