I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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