your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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