PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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