She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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