I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
