I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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