on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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