i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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