We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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