you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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