I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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