First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I want to fling myself into the sun
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
