where am i from again
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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