Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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