Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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