I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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