You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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