some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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