ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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