How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
