but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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