at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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