Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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