remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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