My brain says no but my pants say off.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
All the doctor said was why
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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