No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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