just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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