are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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