And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have aggressive nipples.
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