Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
