hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You are a genius and a whore.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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