I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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