she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
