I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'd cum for enchiladas.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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