Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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