I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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