i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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