HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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