Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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