Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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