He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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