At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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