Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ketchup is God's man juice
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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