OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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