We're facebook friends in real life
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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