I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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