do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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