The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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