even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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